Zombie plans Pt. deux!

(Original story: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=6922&hilit=zombie+plans)

 

Some time-And many girls-ago, I had Asuka teach Saber and Ericka a thing or two about planning for the "Inevitable" zombie apocalypse. The other day, I had stepped out for a while to do some errands, so I figured the new arrivals should recieve this orientation as well. ^_^

 

This is what happend, Enjoy!

 

 

Asuka: "All right, as if the first attempt wasn't a complete catastrophe, Papa has decided that once again, I am to run a seminar on planning for the zombie apocalypse. Plus, he said he would give me five dollars if I did it. Now, I'm not an expert on the subject. and I really don't care. but if we can just get through this then we never have to do it again. Anyway, I see some new faces out here. tell us your name and introduce yourselves.

 

 

"Oh! Um, Hi! I'm Mirai, and I just arrived a few days ago. I....I thought this was orientation?"

 

 

Asuka: "No, this is not orientation."

 

Mirai: "Oh..."

 

 

Ryomou: "I'm not really new here. I don't even know why I had to go to this thing. I've been here nearly a year now! I don't really need zombie training."

 

 

Mirai: "Zombies! Zombies are scary!"

 

Ryomou: "Relax. They aren't real."

 

Arcueid: "Yeah they say Vampires aren't either...."

 

 

Mirai: "What do you mean Miss Arcueid?"

 

Ryomou: "Yeah...'what do you mean' Miss Arcueid?" *Jerking head in Mirai's direction*

 

 

Arc: "I mean....Well, they say they arent real because....they aren't! I mean, of course they aren't real. who would believe that?"

 

Mirai: "Oh, that's a relief. I thought you were going to say there was one here. hehe. That would be silly."

 

 

Asuka: "Yep, that's a headache I'm feeling...big deep breaths...big deep breaths..."

 

 

"Anyway, moving on! Who can name a way...What are YOU doing here?"

 

 

Saber: "Oh, don't mind me. I just came for the free food."

 

 

Asuka: "That wasn't free food you dunce! That was MY lunch!"

 

 

Saber: "Well, it was free for me! hehehehe!"

 

 

Asuka: "....Moving on! anyway, before I have a mental breakdown, can someone please tell me one way we could defeat the legions of the undead?"

 

 

Mirai: "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! I know this one!"

 

Asuka: "Yes?"

 

 

Mirai: "You say 'klaatu barada nikto' while holding an old book!"

 

Asuka: "No...No you don't..."

 

 

Mirai: "Aww... It worked for that Bruce Campbell's soup guy."

 

 

Saber: "You could always feed them Chibius. It may not win the war, but it would still be funny to watch her run!"

 

 

Chibius Saberus: "AAAAGH CHIBIUS THINK BIG SABER NO FUNNY! CHIBIUS FEED ZOMBIES BIG SABER INSTEAD!"

 

 

"That isn't a solution, it's a distraction. Distractions won't win the war. and what are you doing here Chibius?"

 

 

Chibius: "Chibius come for free food. But Big fat Saber already stuffing her face with it."

 

 

Saber: "Survival of the fittest you little pain in the ankle. And in response to your statement Asuka, A distraction can very often win a war. You would only need to distract the enemy long enough to strike!"

 

Asuka: "How do you 'distract' a zombie? apart from tossing them nendo-folk."

 

 

Saber: "Quite easy actually. by using the things that distract everybody."

 

Ryomou: "Saber...what on earth..."

 

 

Saber: "Ta-da!"

 

Ryomou: "Wow."

 

Mirai: "Oh...um...."

 

Saber: "See? Now everybody is distracted by my unrestricted 'war assets'."

 

 

Saber: "You should try it Mou-chan. It's very liberating. hehe."

 

Ryomou: "No way..."

 

Saber: "No? very well. Mirai? How about you?"

 

 

Mirai: "*squeak*!!!!!!???"

 

 

Saber: "I see. Anyhow. THAT is how you distract an Army!" *squeeze, squeeze*

 

 

Asuka: "Baka...Zombies could care less if you are wearing a bra or not!"

 

 

Chibius: "Plan dumb. big boobs no distract zombie."

 

 

Saber: "Don't be jealous my little ankle-gnawing friend, I'm sure yours will come in some day. Probably make a popcorn sound when they do. hehehehehehe."

 

 

Chibius: "YOU INSULT THE MIGHTY CHIBIUS FOR THE LAST TIME NOW FACE CHIBIUS WRATH!!!! EXCALI-BOOB!"

 

*swipe*

 

Saber: "Uh-Uh...Not today. Today you bask in my glory!"

 

*squish*

 

Chibius: "Mmphf! Mmmmph!"

 

Saber: "Hehehehehehehehe"

 

Ryomou: "Wow...just..wow."

 

Mirai: "Oh my...."

 

 

Asuka: "You know what? I'm done. This place is a circus. Papa better still pay me! Hmmph!"

 

The end!

 

 

Saber: "Don't be jealous my little ankle-gnawing friend, I'm sure yours will come in some day. Probably make a popcorn sound when they do. hehehehehehe."

 

 

... pop... corn... MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one! Excali-boobs! Gosh but that made me spit out my coffee. And I just remembered I have a Nendo Saber too... *Ooops, better check my fridge.*

Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. I had a lot of fun doing this one. I didn't plan half of the gags in there. I go in and start ad-libbing. I'm glad you think it's funny though. ^_^ I hope I didn't make you lose too much coffee.

I hope I didn't make you lose too much coffee.

 

LOL. Nope, not much. I caught myself in time.

I hope I didn't make you lose too much coffee.

 

LOL. Nope, not much. I caught myself in time.

 

Well that's good. coffee shortage on a weekday can be a nightmare.

That is so adorable! haha Both Saber and Chibius are so hilarious and cute! Poor Mirai is probably a little too fun to tease. Ryomou is sweet to try to protect her. Arc is really funny too. And poor Asuka's saga continues...

That is so adorable! haha Both Saber and Chibius are so hilarious and cute! Poor Mirai is probably a little too fun to tease. Ryomou is sweet to try to protect her. Arc is really funny too. And poor Asuka's saga continues...

 

 

Thanks! I wanted to revisit this one for a long time. haha. Mirai is easily startled by a lot of things, but it's kind of cute to see her reactions sometimes. Chibius is always fun to put into a story. and I think Ryomou's maternal instinct kind of kicks in around her. haha. Asuka just can't win somedays it seems. But I still paid her of course.

 

Ryomou is affectionate toward Arc. More than maternal...?

 

Ryomou is affectionate toward Arc. More than maternal...?

 

Possibly... I think for the most part the two of them are just really close.

Awww That is sweet though.

It is. They are such cute girls! Thank you so much for your help with them!