DefectiveAngel Posted December 15, 2012 "Looks like her eye is drooping down, time to pop her head off and fix it." "She's just borrowing her body for now." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunter Posted December 15, 2012 "I popped her onto a new body but now her boobs are too small..." "She's got ORANGE knees!" -The red leather chair I have apparently instantly stains the new WS vinyl (as in for DDIII)... Relevant more to when I owned resin but... "His face has chipped! I'm gonna have to remove it..." -As in face-up, I usually call it just their "face." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T-Rho Posted December 22, 2012 "Remind me I have two spare bodies under my bed" ..... My friend said this to me and I repeated it to him, and explained if I wasn't a dollfie owner this would sound akward ! ************************************** DD's: Aoife, Maeve, Sinead, Claire, Merida, Orla, Alana (arrived) T-Rho http://kaitekinamafura.wordpress.com - Blog https://kaitekinamafura.storenvy.com - Store Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katnaper Posted December 22, 2012 She fell and now I have to do surgery on her back... I need to open her eye holes and sand off her lips... Did you see my blow dryer? I need it to soften her head so I can remove her cap and take her eyes out... Why in the world do they have to hot glue her eyes in place? We have our own BLOG. Please visit us at the House of Nyan by clicking this link or our sig above. See you there. Or, come see what Nyanko-sensei is up to at the Katnaper's Den Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nelly19 Posted January 1, 2013 I will try To my coworker "bought kailyn some new boobs today, but they won't be shipped from Japan for a while, who would have thought 3 weeks old and needs a breast reduction..... My co-worker "we talking about the doll right !? :s" Me: " I hope so......" 1 Learning that its safe outside my shell too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SakuraSylph Posted January 11, 2013 "Her shoulder is broken. You should try fixing it with Plastic Weld." "You can prevent hip problems by installing aluminum discs." "Dismembering her is sometimes the easiest way to put her clothes on." SakuraSylph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted January 11, 2013 SakuraSylph said: ""Dismembering her is sometimes the easiest way to put her clothes on." So true! Which leads me to suggest a variant I've caught myself using: "One thing I love about my vinyl girls is that I can take off their chests or arms without disassembling them entirely like you would for a resin doll. It's great for getting them dressed!" In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
asianed Posted January 11, 2013 "...do you think we can hang her from the chandelier?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted January 11, 2013 "Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?" *when asking about a kitsune tail..* 1 1 "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted January 11, 2013 asianed said: "...do you think we can hang her from the chandelier?" HA HA! I think it was more like: "I wonder if SABER could hang from the chandelier...." Sakura only did it because Saber said it was beneath her to act in such a way. LOL Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wotafarce Posted January 12, 2013 battrastard said: "Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?" *when asking about a kitsune tail..* Hahahahaha nearly fell of my seat laughing when I read this one 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archangeli Posted January 12, 2013 At our last doll meet: "Just stick your finger in her hip and PUSH til the stick comes out the hole!" (re: how to put a DDS body together... ) Archangeli.net | Twitter: @MsArchangeli | YouTube: Archangeli Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juu-yuki Posted January 12, 2013 "I have 2 bodies waiting for me at home without heads" http://juu-yuki.com Dolly Shop: http://www.lizanna.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ohsomoe Posted January 14, 2013 Okay, I think I'll try one "Gah! I don't have any more Mr.Clean Magic to get this stain out!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XOHimitsuOX Posted January 14, 2013 "Ah.... my girl broke... how should i fix her" (thinks of ideas in-head) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janeway Posted February 6, 2013 What about this...... My girl needs bigger boobs. I have a bag of body parts in a drew. I have heads laying around the flat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katnaper Posted February 6, 2013 This... archangeli said: At our last doll meet: "Just stick your finger in her hip and PUSH til the stick comes out the hole!" (re: how to put a DDS body together... ) and this... battrastard said: "Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?" *when asking about a kitsune tail..* Oh my Noodles! LOL I just about died reading those two comments. We have our own BLOG. Please visit us at the House of Nyan by clicking this link or our sig above. See you there. Or, come see what Nyanko-sensei is up to at the Katnaper's Den Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anna-neko Posted February 6, 2013 "well, looks like its alcohol bath for you again!" (rubbing alcohol, it gets quick stains out after outdoors shoots) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted February 7, 2013 "Oh, nuts, Her foot came off when I took off her boot." I still get a chuckle when hearing someone refer to "Boobsie McBoobsalot" when trying to get outfits to fit... "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SisterKyoya Posted February 7, 2013 katnaper said: This... archangeli said: At our last doll meet: "Just stick your finger in her hip and PUSH til the stick comes out the hole!" (re: how to put a DDS body together... ) and this... battrastard said: "Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?" *when asking about a kitsune tail..* Oh my Noodles! LOL I just about died reading those two comments. Nyanko's naughty noodles. battrastard said: I still get a chuckle when hearing someone refer to "Boobsie McBoobsalot" when trying to get outfits to fit... This still runs through my head often too. ~Sister Kyoya Forum Blog: Badger Pocket Tales (Family story from the beginning) | { Old Family story reboot: Start Here! } Follow me on Twitter, Flickr & Instagram Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellatrix Posted February 7, 2013 You can send me your head(s). I'll gladly work on them. ✩ 𝓥𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓶 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔁 ✩ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted February 7, 2013 battrastard said: "Oh, nuts, Her foot came off when I took off her boot." I still get a chuckle when hearing someone refer to "Boobsie McBoobsalot" when trying to get outfits to fit... Well, what would YOU call her improbable cleavage? I shall contribute: "It doesn't say it'll fit her body, but it does say it'll fit large bust. I wonder if I could get it on her if I took her chest off and dropped the dress on her?" In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DivinitaAria Posted February 9, 2013 This thread is like that one Whose Line bit where you say something pertaining to a specific situation, but it sounds bad usually ended with "If you know what I mean" 1 Rise, Rise #2, Kasumi - Rise x 3// Ritsuko - 2B // Momo - M.O.M.O. // Nayuki -Mikuru // Romi - 09 // Makoto - Sailor Jupiter // Mikasa - DD07 (WIP) // Akechi - DDH-25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archangeli Posted February 20, 2013 "brb need to wash zit cream off the feet!" ^said this to misskale just 5 minutes ago! Archangeli.net | Twitter: @MsArchangeli | YouTube: Archangeli Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimochi Posted March 9, 2013 Im glad Im not the only one who creeps people out! "I got some hands in the mail today" usually is not something people say to one another in conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
